So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The power of my boobs compel you
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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