her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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