ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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