I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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