There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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