Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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