there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours