You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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