toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i drank out of a bidet.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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