physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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