(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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