What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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