there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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