if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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