dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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