called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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