She's JV to your varsity
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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