i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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