Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
