All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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