It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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