do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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