Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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