I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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