once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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