so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.