Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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