I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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