we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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