Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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