I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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