Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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