Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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