I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize