why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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