why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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