Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We have started to decorate penises.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
