The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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