i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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