Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
God, I missed his penis.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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