Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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