You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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