I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize