how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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