so that wasnt chicken after all
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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