I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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