so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize