I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so let's talk penis.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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