if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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