Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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