Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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