I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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