I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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