I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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